1/27/10 Before Pic!!! ~ Lap BAND GROUPIE

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

1/27/10 Before Pic!!!

Written last night for you really early risers who need something to read besides the paper...I'm still sleeping...shhh...

If you've been following, you know I'm nothing if not ~~long winded~~ honest...

I told you I'd finally post my 'Before' and 'During' pics once I reach 100 Followers here ~~knowing it would take years~~. Well between ~~someone punking me...I'm coming after you~~ my BFF good old (well young, but familiar) friends, shiny new friends, and ~~stalkers~~ lurkers I'm ~~dismayed~~ thrilled to announce that today I reached 50 followers ~~WHO ARE YOU LITTLE SMILEY FACES AND HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU?!!~~!

As you know, I'm a firm believer that it's important to set and celebrate short-term goals not just end ones...it's a party a day in BG land here!¹ (just click on that little "1", I dare you!) I think it's appropriate to continue that tradition today ~~my halfway to doom and destruction day~~.

In celebration of this ~~horrific~~ momentous feat I am going to ~~hopefully dissuade any newcomers (cover your eyes and run, NOW!)~~ reward you with what you deserve.²

For reaching 50% of goal....

50% of 'Before' me...

Oh, DEAR GODDESS OF RESTRICTION!!...TWO MORE ~~instigators~~ Followers! ~~RUN~~ WELCOME! OK, OK....I'll peak two eyes through the veil! There, 52%!

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I think I look like Malibu Barbie! Look at those ~~humongous~~ boobs ~~I've always wanted~~. Oh, and that beautiful crown with the veil across my face...isn't it sparkly! It's the ~~fishnets over the sweats~~ accessories that really make the outfit complete!

Oh, and TWO 'new things of the day'!⁴

1.Thank you Roo for reminding us that it's 'Australia Day'...but did you also know it's 'National Blonde Brownie Day'? I think I need to eat at least one...I'm Blonde...I used to be a Brownie...just sayin'...OK...step away from the Brownies...

2.May your eyes burn out if you're here just for the 'before' pics...or that bribe.

3.All HAIL my good friend Pickley D for suggesting the paper doll!

4.Photo Paint & Footnotes! Because my post just wasn't confusing enough with just the crossouts!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...: I could be convinced to start creating false screen names and 'following' you now, just to reach the elusive 100. You are too hilarious and I see your teeth through that veil, oh wait, I think you painted THEM on too! LOVE the paint, you keep me laughing and that's important. LOVE the bling ring too! Have a great Hump Day!; January 27, 2010 at 6:04 AM
imaluckydog said...: THE KATHIES SQUARED LOL!!!

GOOD MORNNNNNING LAPBANDIA!!!!
YOU MAKE MY DAY LOVE IMALUCKYDOG; January 27, 2010 at 7:01 AM
Lap Band Groupie said...: Up now, and I see you're one step ahead of me (as are all brunettes and redheads!).

'False screen names'??!!! So that's how you're doing this?!! It wasn't enough that you pimped me out Kathi, LOL?; January 27, 2010 at 7:34 AM
Lee Plumb said...: Hell, I'm pimping you too. Hehehehe! Guess what? I stepped on my SWA scale-- 203!!! I'm sooo close!! ARRRGH!!; January 27, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Gen said...: LOL just love the Barbie paperdoll look on you. Any day now the fishnet sweatpants will come off!; January 27, 2010 at 9:18 AM
diane said...: At 75 followers...I expect to see the side view!!; January 27, 2010 at 10:07 AM
LDswims said...: That pic is awesome! Where'd you find that purse? I think I need one for my fantabulous cyber persona...; January 27, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Tiffani said...: OMG the footnotes were crazy.. had me jumping all over the darn place, lady!!; January 27, 2010 at 2:30 PM
Lap Band Groupie said...: Lena- Almost to ONEDERLAND! Go girl go!!

You too can get that purse...in the Barbie aisle.

Footnotes...hee-hee...they were your punishment for making me show 52%; January 27, 2010 at 6:26 PM
Nicole said...: Just found your blog! Looking forward to you getting your 100 followers and the big reveal :)

http://betterbanded.blogspot.com/; January 27, 2010 at 7:29 PM