Main Entry: 1nor·mal
Function: adjective or noun
Etymology: Latin normalis, from norma
Date: circa 1696
-- of, relating to, or characterized by average intelligence or development b : free from mental disorder : sane
NO, NO, NO...I'll NEVER get anyone to believe I'm sane...further down, further down..
-- a form or state regarded as the norm : standard
being approximately average or within certain limits in e.g. development; "a perfectly normal child"; "the most normal person I've ever met"; "of normal size or shape"
That's me...the most normal person you've ever met of normal size or shape!
I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead because no one I know will ever believe me. Now, do I get a certificate or something in the mail? Where's my trophy? Hmmm...I already gave away my tiara...maybe I need a whole crown...is there a coronation or a ceremony of some kind? Maybe a parade down Main Street in Bandlandia? Will they erect a statue of me in the town square? Do I get to stand next to the Mayor and cut the tubing (on the giant ceremonial LB, of course) and have him give me the key (to the fill syringe cabinet, of course...the line forms here friends...) and then he'll declare this the official 'BG is NORMAL!' day? Oooo...now there's a thought...
I know, I know...hee-hee...I'll make all those 'friends' of mine who think I'm ABNORMAL call me 'NORMAL' for a day! Come on, fess up...I know who you are