1/23/10 WHO'S Punking me?

Well I hope all my friends (and lurkers) found me here. How do you like my new digs? Hope you're loving the Barcalounger Recliners I bought/installed here for each of you with the proceeds from my Moving Sale! Have you found the electronic button on the side of the chair blog yet? Let's just say once you push that button follow you'll never leave that chair blog...it's not called 'The Sweet Spot' for nothin'!

I wrote that yesterday...before my followers began arriving...

WHAT A WELCOME!!! And I'm SO happy that many of my LB friends followed me here from my former home page and WL sites (Like I said, I'll be there supporting all of you still).

Well, I had ONE follower on Thursday and by Friday morning I had EIGHT! I was thrilled...WHO KNEW that your little smiley faces on my new page would be the prettiest addition of all (you all look beautious)!!! I just love looking over and seeing my new 'friends' there! OK, I know you are a 'Follower' and you might not all consider me a 'friend'...YET! But I do! 'Follower' is just the wrong word anyway don't you think?...we're all Leading our on lives and Leading our own journeys...most of us (I think, but I don't know you all that well...YET!)...are also Leading major changes in our lives with new Lap Bands...oooo *shiny*. Anywho....I was thrilled with having my little group of smiley faces!

I came back here last night...

There are now FIFTEEN smiley faces!!! NO!!! SIXTEEN!!! NO!!! SEVENTEEN!!!...

I continued to watch the number grow...At first I was SO excited...I kept yelling 'There's another one YAY!' Then I started to think about it (I'm blonde, give me a break)...

HOLY MOTHER OF LAP BANDS!!! At this rate I'll have to post those awful, horrific 'Before' photos...in a matter of DAYS not YEARS!!! OMG, OMG, OMG...why oh why did I open my big mouth??!! I stooped to bribery and now I'm going to be punished for it!!! If I have to post those 'Before' photos...my life, as I know it, will be over!!! OVER I tell you!!!

This can only mean one thing! One of my 'friends' sent out a mass twitter alert chain letter (or maybe there's a 'Blogger' alert I don't know about yet) and is punking me! None of these people really want to 'follow' me...it's all a big joke to ruin my life! It will happen just like those politicians, or Miss America...one minute you're all proud to be helping to save the world, one newbie lap bander at a time (OK, a bit of a stretch, but that's my 'platform' and I'm sticking with it!)...and then the photos come out on the internet...my life is over.

WHO'S Punking me?!!

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?!! Do I even know any of these people?!! What did I just call them? 'FRIENDS'??!! Let me look closer at those tiny smiley faces...AHHHH...They're not smiling!!...They're laughing at my demise!!

...Twenty-eight, Twenty-nine...I said a quick prayer and went to bed...

WHEW! Things seem to have settle out this morning at thirty...crisis averted.

Oh...sorry. Welcome 'Followers' 'Friends'!!! I love you all!