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Thursday, April 1, 2010

4/1/10 Up 19 Pounds...and Now I Know Why!!!

I'm now up 19 pounds from where I was pre-op gallbladder. This blows! I started with about a 5 pound gain and it just kept going up each day. Neither the laxative or the stool softeners (thanks Lori, great suggestion) have had any effect yet, so I thought that would explain it...NOT.

Yesterday I started getting some different problems...vomiting in the morning, cravings for creamy soups, tender breasts...could it be?

WE'RE PREGNANT!!!

If you're still reading, you must be blonde...like me...

Happy April Fools Day all!

P.S. Darlin1 was just banded on 3/15 and has started a blog for support...please give her some LB love, here:

15 comments:

Amy said...

HAHA! I was going to do the same thing to DH, but he'd probably keel over from shock.

Enjoy your day!

Gilly said...

ha!! very very good :)

Sandy Lee said...

You got me. And I'm not even blond. I suppose the 19 pound gain is false too!

Now I have Cara seeking out Bitch wine since it is made in Australia. Maybe I can get her to send you a case-because if the label fits?

Sound like you are getting back to normal. Glad those pills are working, especially when you actually put them in your mouth and not in your lap :-) Thanks for the thrill this lovely April fools day.

tessierose said...

You kill me, I hope you are feeling better!

Bandita Senorita said...

I bought it for a second. Sad, I know. :)

Miss Vickie "The Queen Bee" said...

No wonder my dad always called me a mullet! You got me hook, line and sinker! Glad you are feeling better!

Jenny said...

OOOh you totally had me for a minute! Evil!!

Nicole said...

haha you crack me up!!

LDswims said...

If only I'd forgotten your partial hysterectomy. See. I can read. :)

Happy April Fool's Day!

Bonnie said...

HA! You're a stinker.

Kristin said...

You got me, funny lady. Hope you're feeling better today. Happy April!

Darlin1 said...

Hi BG---You got me---I'm not a blonde but I scanned down and read "we are pregnant" and had a ---OMG moment---FUNNY!!
Hope you're feeling better today. Thanks for steering people to my blog ;-)

Jacquie said...

You must be feeling better! you had me for a sec!

Gen said...

HA! I was about to tell you, "oh don't worry, its all water weight." Hope you feel better!

Girl Bandit said...

OMG...I fell for it and I am blond...so sad.....

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