'What? Huh?' I thought nuclear bombs might be going off somewhere...maybe Discovery got the first scoop?! I quickly changed the channel as I'm saying 'What's going on?!!' and then I hear...
'Mom, haven't you heard?!!' 'It's SHARK WEEK!'
Oh...yippie...how did I miss that announcement...and look...
...tonight's episode is "Shark Bite Beach" that 'recounts the horrific tales of six people and their shark bite stories'
...apparently we all look like a shark's favorite food from below...a swimming seal (I take some solice in the fact that at least I'm not looking like a beached whale anymore).
And yay...
We get to see the shark sneak up on them as they're frolicking in the ocean...
and...what's THAT? Holy BASS-O-MATIC BLENDER!!!...Is Moses turning the water's red again?!! Dear G*d!! AHHHH!
Oh no you di'nt?!
So it was an hour of watching this...
...and this...
...and did you have to share your scars with me???!!!!
Their website (just in case you're planning a trip to the beach, you can watch whole episodes here http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/shark-week/)
and their add campaign this year asks
'How Are You Celebrating Shark Week?'
Well, duh...
Right now I'm packing up my car...
we're headed to the Jersey Shore in the morning...
We're going to the ocean...THAT'S how!
...I may not get in.
...EVER
...AGAIN!
Good timing Discovery, good timing.
'How Are You Celebrating Shark Week?'
Well, duh...
Right now I'm packing up my car...
we're headed to the Jersey Shore in the morning...
We're going to the ocean...THAT'S how!
...I may not get in.
...EVER
...AGAIN!
Good timing Discovery, good timing.
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6 comments:
hahahahahahaha!! Don't cha just LOVE kids??? Your story had me in stitches!! (sorry about that!)
OMG I am so scared of sharks. One of the reasons why I always fret when I am in the ocean.
Kids just love anything with gore. :)
We actually moved our beach vacations because of shark week. My youngest wouldn't even go in the pool he was so freaked out! LOL.
Haha! I have to admit, I love Shark Week. It has been a tradition with me and my father for years! In fact he called me this weekend to wish me a happy shark week, lol! Have fun at the shore! <3
I live at the beach and I am scared to go further than my upper thighs! My sister lives in Hawaii and is never afraid.....go figure! Have a wonderful vacation!
OH GOOD GOD!!! *covers eyes*
Christine
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