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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

6/9/10 It's all Joey's Fault

I was getting in the shower this morning and I was thinking about Joey's latest blog (yes, I'm still reading) and her NSV about now seeing the sunlight triangle between her upper legs...well, I hadn't thought about that so I looked in the mirror...whoot!...air and...and...?...wait a minute...what's that back there?...ummm WTHeck?...*sound of my BDD body image bubble bursting*...triangle in front...then...back there...I CAN SEE BUTT CHEEKS!

...*hangs head*...thanks Joey...I'm not joining your cult...BTW Kool-aid has mega calories...just thought you'd wanna know....keep walking toward the light GF...tri-lights my a$$ (literally)!

7 comments:

Fat Bastard said...

Comment? I think not! LOL

Girl Bandit said...

LOL...i have seen your ass (yes you showed us) and I think you need therapy if you think it is big.....have a look at your before pics....LOL

Anonymous said...

Too funny!!!!

Lap Band Groupie said...

"I think you need therapy if you think it is big" Now, now Sally, I didn't say 'big'...I was talking droopy LOL.

Joey said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Step into the light my pretty blonde friend.....

Dirttrackdiva said...

i don't know about y'all but i drink sugar free kool-aid. so i'm still in for the cult. :D

KylieJo said...

Oh goodness....my husband just came out to find out what I was laughing about! I'll have to add that to my goal list.

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