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Saturday, October 8, 2011

10/8/11 BOOBs Post 4...The End

And now, for the REST of the story...

After dinner, I was hobbling home...NO, remember the almost heeless shoe at this point...I swear I had only had one glass of wine all day (OK, post-LB my limit is about two...and YES, I really act like that without drinking much LOL), with everyone when Barb bushwhacked three of us and made a detour...OK, let me tell you more about this woman's Super'men' powers (as if the chocolate cake wasn't enough)...I found us being led the whole way by Barb AND our hotel Doorman to a bar nearby...OK, it was more like a Japanese restaurant with a bar in it, which we didn't notice at first....Anyway, once again I was glad I was not sitting on the high barstool with naked hairy legs as Barb (and her Super'men' powers) immediately made friends with a group of boys nearby (no, I can't even call them men)...one even offered to change his name for her (I swear)...and I soon found myself being asked how much weight I'd lost by some handsome youngster (Super'men' powers, I'm telling you) LOL...what was even more funny was that I told him (Barb's powers again)...isn't that like asking a woman for her age LOL?  After a quick drink (thanks again Donna!) we figured out that we were the only ones left in the place...hey, 'we shut the place down!' (at like 11pm LOL)...so we made our way home.

Our wonderful planners had put together an impromptu slumber party and we arrived (OK, let me just mention that over the weekend I must have ridden the elevator with BOOBs and strangers without we BOOBs remembering to push our button at least a half-dozen times...that's how much we were engrossed in talking...or...that's how bad my 'oldtimers' has gotten)...so we arrived just after the PJ party started to a meeting room full of girls in PJ's.











...so I took off my (now completely broken) shoe and went to change (and I'm outing Donna...who didn't change...because I think she sleeps in 'nussing).  I then grabbed a spoon and went around helping myself to bites everyone's tubs of shared ice cream...where else could we LB'ed women not feel judged for eating ice cream and sweets?














Here's Jen in her cute pig tails and the hilarious Dawnya reading our bedtime story from Lynne's (Drazil's) book about pee and poo...we got to see an illustration of 'Explosive Man' (featured in her blog)...I had nightmares.












Then Sandy Lee received a gift of panties...apparently she was pantless last year and was going door to door in the hotel asking strangers if they had her pants (I love how Camela's totally unphased by the fact that she's wearing them on top, like 'That's just Sandy Lee!'...or maybe...'I got to get me some of those!').











Apparently wearing them on top gives her super ninja powers...


I had a blast at the PJ party...laughed until my port hurt. 

Barb was recanting more of her Super'men' powers and then I got to see that Gilly has Super powers also...except she told us that hers are mainly over old people (which explains why they worked on me)…and her powers come from her itty bitty (I'm NOT kidding) pinky fingers (just ask to see them...I dare you)…which, OMG, she can use (along with her other magical fingers) to demonstrate perfectly anything we're discussing (Barb's inverted cobra story in this case)…HIL-ARIOUS...and she has a for-real Super Woman suit even (see)…I touched it…no super finger powers rubbed off on me *sigh*.

I was blubbering like a BOOB as people started leaving and saying goodbye for the final time...By that point, it was about Sunday morning and everyone was totally wiped out…our poor planners looked like they'd been through the wringer...so we cleaned up and tucked them in bed.

Oh, and one of the highlights of the weekend was that they counted up how much weight we'd all lost at dinner (amazing)...OK, I realized 1/2 way through that I was holding my camera (didn't have my camcorder) the skinny way up...HEY, at least I realized that turning it midway wasn't going to work!  Hope this tech challenged girl did this right... 

The whole event is still ringing in my thoughts and I'm still trying to take it all in!

The End...Happy Weekend All!!!

9 comments:

♫ Drazil ♪ said...

OH I love these recaps...I so do.

Gilly said...

omg...apparently my super powers also include the ability to take flight with my SUPER BATWINGS!!!! Although I do love that there's the Marshall's sign in the background of that pic! :)

speck said...

I love your hilarious take on the trip.

I have literally watched a special bond between a group of women over the past week with all the post and pictures.

Cat said...

Thank you soooo much for the pictures and video and sharing this with us. I cannot wait for next year to hug you!!

Sandy Lee said...

All I can say is that at least my hair looked ok. Thanks for the video. I still can't believe it added up to 4233 lbs.

Jen said...

I love your recaps! The pics are great. I think thats the only pic of me in pigtails. I'm still laughing so hard over Sandy and her panties.

Beth Ann said...

Great posts, BG! :)

Ronnie said...

No, this can't be the last one. :( One more! lol

Joey said...

I just got done reading all four re-caps! Love your posts! I'm so glad we got to meet each other, I wish we got a little more time together...but there is always next year! And...um...are you sure you were ever overweight?? Damn Lady, you are skinny! XOXO

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